Canada Invades America...TOMORROW!

[Richard Cranium]

So,, is this gonna be like playing the movie Canadian bacon backwards?


I live on Lake Ontario so maybe I should just start shooting blindly north over the water? Yeah, gonna need more beer first..

[Pony]

This plan is doomed to fail. While almost all Americans will be in a turkey induced coma a poor few will be stuck working hard at McDonalds along our northern border making McRibs.

[Griffin]

America's response to Hal's Invasion.

[Iffy]

If they bring the moose cavalry we're all fucked

[minz]

Count me in too

[JoeyB]

The intent is to arrive in America just after dinner tomorrow night, when the Thanksgiving turkey malaise sets in.

And suddenly, my being a vegetarian is going to save America. Bring it on you hockey loving freaks, I'm gonna puck your asses. Warning: I fuck anyone I kill.

If they bring the moose cavalry we're all fucked

Count me in too

To be fucked by the moose cavalry?

[Hal-9000]

Canada smells like dog buns..

America smells like Snooki buns..

[Hal-9000]

Count me in too

Excellent, bring some hair dryers and combs...we'll be sure to run into some poofs along the way

[Hal-9000]

So,, is this gonna be like playing the movie Canadian bacon backwards?


I live on Lake Ontario so maybe I should just start shooting blindly north over the water? Yeah, gonna need more beer first..

*checks Richard's IP*

Awww man you almost made it onto the good side.

TOO BAD, SO SAD.....YOU ARE THE ENEMY!!!

Prepare to be invaded and it won't be like that time in college when you were drunk..

[Hal-9000]

This plan is doomed to fail. While almost all Americans will be in a turkey induced coma a poor few will be stuck working hard at McDonalds along our northern border making McRibs.

The McRib Line will be the first to fall!!

[Hal-9000]

America's response to Hal's Invasion.

YOU... will be taken as a POW and be forced to watch Definition reruns for 18 hours a day until you crack.

[Hal-9000]

If they bring the moose cavalry we're all fucked

You will be spared and used as breeder to repopulate the new annex called South-Canada

[Hal-9000]

And suddenly, my being a vegetarian is going to save America. Bring it on you hockey loving freaks, I'm gonna puck your asses. Warning: I fuck anyone I kill.
To be fucked by the moose cavalry?

There is no blue font available in the new Canadian regime.Conform or DIE you freak!!!!

[Hal-9000]

[Hal-9000]