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    TV The River (2012) ABC

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    The River is an upcoming American paranormal/adventure/horror series that will debut during the 2011–12 television season on ABC as a midseason replacement. Eight episodes will be produced for the first season.The series will premiere February 7, 2012.

    Famed explorer Dr. Emmet Cole (Bruce Greenwood) went looking for magic deep in the uncharted Amazon and never returned. The shocking truth about his disappearance is out there, somewhere, just waiting to be discovered. To the millions of kids who grew up watching his nature show, Dr. Cole was a hero. To his own son, Lincoln (Joe Anderson), he was more of an enigma. Now, six months after he vanished, Lincoln is finally ready to bury the past when Dr. Cole's emergency beacon suddenly goes off. At the urging of his mother, Tess (Leslie Hope), Lincoln reluctantly joins her on a search for his father. To fund the rescue, they agree to let Dr. Cole's cagey ex-producer, Clark (Paul Blackthorne), film the mission documentary-style. The mixed crew of old friends and new acquaintances includes the sexy and resourceful Lena (Eloise Mumford), loyal mechanic Emilio (Daniel Zacapa) and lethal bodyguard Captain Kurt Brynildson (Thomas Kretschmann).





    Yay or nay?

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    it premiers tonight, I think I might give it a watch


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    Looks good....not sure if I want to watch if it's going to use the docu-cam camera style

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    Its made from the people who brought you Paranormal Activity Prepare for disappointment






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    Haven't watched one, two or three of Paranormal activity.....I must have dozed off

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    1st one was so fucking stupid I refused to touch the others. One of the worst movies ever made, unless you are into complete boredom.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Looks good....not sure if I want to watch if it's going to use the docu-cam camera style
    I'm gonna give it a shot but I can't stand that style of filmmaking. I'll be lucky to make it through to the first commercial break.

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    Damn, it's 2 hours and doesn't start until 8 here

    I'll record it and watch it this weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    Its made from the people who brought you Paranormal Activity Prepare for disappointment
    I liked PA, but PA2 did suck.... it took aaaages to get going, byt the bits with the baby creeped me out

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    Well, maybe it'll be more like Cloverfield, because that docu-style film rocked. Best one out of all of the ones I've seen so far.

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