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    Kelly Osbourne Breaks Left Hand After Falling Out of Bed

    By Justin Ravitz - Us Weekly




    Kelly the klutz!

    Kelly Osbourne suffered another injury over the weekend, she announced via Twitter -- breaking her left hand after falling out of bed!

    "I must be the most accident prone/stupid person it the world," the E! Fashion Police star, 27, wrote Sunday. "I fell out my bed while sleeping last night and fractured my hand in 3 places!"

    The star is fairly incapacitated as a result of the injury, she admitted. "It's my left hand and I'm left handed, so my mum [Sharon] has to brush my hair and cut my food for me I feel like a baby again," she reported. "Of course my mum is loving it!"

    "The worst part," she pointed out, "Is i permanently look like I'm giving everyone the thumbs up because of the way its casted! I look like such a twat!"

    And it sounds like Osbourne could use some painkillers, too. She complained early Monday: "I'm in sooooooo much pain I can't sleep it's bloody excruciating!"

    Last month, Osbourne was treated at a Miami hospital after suffering a concussion. "Long story short, I cracked my head open then kept passing out," she explained to fans.

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    Heard the ice-cream truck and scrambled eh

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha

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    drink milk...much?

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    hahahaha she's so ugly her hand broke.....oh, i mean fat






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    aint gunna lie... I'd totally poke her in that pic

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    I think she's fairly unattractive...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    hahahaha she's so ugly her hand broke.....oh, i mean fat



    ugly/fat. 50/50

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    wonder which hand she uses to jill herself off?

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    she probably just grinds her giant vagina across a sofa arm






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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    she probably just grinds her giant vagina across a sofa arm
    WTF

    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
    Looser
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    murder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment

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    :hurling as a sport:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    WTF
    she does it in the nude and generates a ton a static from her huge bush, then she touches door knobs for a shock






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    She's as repulsive as her spiteful jealous mother...

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