It's an awkward moment...
When you are staring at a photo of Stacy Keibler's spandex clad crotch and the phone rings, and it's your mother calling.
True story. Four minutes ago...
Feel free to add yours. Your stories, not your crotches. I mean, I may Spyker this thread at some point, but no need to do it on the first post, am I right or what?
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Originally Posted by Loser
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
when you walk in a small room to find a colleague with his fly undone and his hands rummaging where they shouldn't be and he shouts "I'm not doing anything!!!"
That conversation should have gone exactly like this:
and he shouts "I'm not doing anything!!!"
Hugh: "And you've got nothing worth doing it with".
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Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
didn't have a chance, I about turned like a motherfucker
And I respect that you didn't unzip and start humming porn music...I respect that more than you'll ever know.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
I caught a buddy of mine down on the bathroom floor humping the shit out of his hand one day....
What? I didn't know you knew Dee in real life.
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Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
MG is my dad
That is awkward...MG is my dad
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Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
When he dies, you'll inheret his vast collection of dirty magazines and lubricants.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
MG is my dad
come back to my place, I'll show you how to drink tequila.
i'm looking more forward to the river house and sea-doo's ...
Well fuck, let's kill him and inherit some fun right now.
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
then mom would be distraught so that is not a good idea...
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