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    Suri Cruise's $130,000 Christmas Wish List

    by: MADISON VANDERBERG - Hollyscoop




    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly spent $130,000 on Suri's Christmas gifts this year! Does Bugatti make a Barbie car or something?

    In Touch Weekly got a hold of Suri's Christmas list and all the things she's asking for equal $130,000 worth of stuff and Tom and Katie want to buy her all of it.

    Suri asked for a pony at the top of the Christmas wish list, because all little girls want ponies until they realize that they poop and kick and are basically just a midget horse. Apparently Tom Cruise has already found a stable for the new pet near their home in Beverly Hills. Hah, a horse in Beverly Hills, like that would ever happen!

    She also asked for diamond earrings and gowns that will make her look "like a fairy princess." That's easy, just get Nicki Minaj's stylist to bring over Minaj's leftover dresses. Done and Done.

    "Tom and Katie love the holidays and always go overboard," says a source. You don't say! Like $130,000 overboard. Like a luxury vehicle and the price of a small condo - overboard.

    Because Suri is the best 5 year old in Hollywood, the source adds, "They are buying Suri absolutely everything she asks for."

    The parents reportedly want her to have a "magical time" at Christmas. Also, the source adds, "Suri is very mature and knows what she wants." Of course, only the most mature 5-year-olds demand a pony at Christmas.

    Next year, why doesn't she just ask for a blank check.

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    I love the comment on ponies

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    When that little girl grows up, she's gonna leave a trail of abused and broken ex-husbands in her wake.

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    she was hatched in a petri dish....she'll be communing with dolphins or some shit when she gets old enough to date

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    The dolphins are smart enough to know that she's batshit crazy and stay away from her.

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    EEEEIEEEEEIIE...EEEIEIEIEIEEEEEEE.EEEIIII.....EEI

    *dolphin translation*

    Tom Cruise is your dad? Stay away from us freak!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    When that little girl grows up, she's gonna leave a trail of abused and broken ex-husbands in her wake.
    She looks like a sweet kid

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    She's taller than Tom now

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    I bet that kills him, here he is this big action movie star and he's shorter than his wife

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    It's funny how she was a star on the rise, made a couple of decent movies after TV....and then she gets married to him and it's THE COMPOUND for life

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    #1 on her list, to not have that fucktarded idiot as a father

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    wow.... I wish my parents were rich when I was growing up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    wow.... I wish my parents were rich when I was growing up


    You and everybody else in this world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    You and everybody else in this world.
    Not me, I liked growing up poor

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Not me, I liked growing up poor


    If you weren't dirt po', it doesn't count.

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