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    Boo Hoo Russell Brand and Katy Perry - Spiltsville

    http://news.yahoo.com/apnewsbreak-ru...193154074.html

    By SANDY COHEN



    LOS ANGELES (AP) — Russell Brand is divorcing Katy Perry after 14 months of what appeared to be a storybook marriage.
    "Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage," Brand said in a statement released to The Associated Press on Friday. "I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends."
    Brand, 36, offered no other details, but in papers filed Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, the British comedian cited irreconcilable differences.
    He and the 27-year-old pop singer were married in October 2010 at a resort inside a tiger reserve in India, and their mutual affection had become a rather sweet feature of the Hollywood celebrity circuit.
    The couple announced their engagement in January 2010 after meeting at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, where Brand hosted and she performed.
    The comedian, who once struggled with substance abuse and sex addiction, was effusive about his bride while promoting projects earlier this year, saying marrying Perry has "given me much more strength in what I do."
    "For a long while, what I do professionally was all that mattered to me really," he said in March. "Now I think, well, whatever I do, I'll just go back to her, and that's incredibly comforting."
    Perry praised her husband backstage at the 2011 VMAs in August, where she won three awards and he offered a tribute to Amy Winehouse.
    "I'm proud of him, whatever comes out of his mouth, and sometimes it's very colorful, right?" Perry said of Brand. "That's why I married him, because he's smart and I learn a lot."
    A representative for Perry, whose name is listed as Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson in the divorce papers, did not immediately return a call seeking comment Friday.
    The Internet had been abuzz recently with rumors about possible trouble for the couple after they were seen during the holidays without their wedding rings.
    Perry's run of No. 1 singles earned her the distinction of becoming MTV's first artist of the year earlier this month. She hosted "Saturday Night Live" on Dec. 10 and gave no indication the couple was in trouble.
    Brand's recent film credits include "Arthur," ''Hop" and "Get Him to the Greek." He is among the ensemble starring alongside Tom Cruise in "Rock of Ages," set for release next year.
    Both Brand and Perry were conspicuously absent Friday from Twitter, where they often shared kind words to each other.


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    Spiltsville?

    Did they spill something?

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    yeah their marriage
































    I am fixed

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    WHAT? The dream marriage of our lifetime is ENDING? How will I go on living?

    Oh, no, wait...I don't care actually. Crisis averted.
    Behold my signature~!!

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    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Hey, Katy's gonna be single again. Now if she'd only dye her hair back to it's natural color...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Hey, Katy's gonna be single again. Now if she'd only dye her hair back to it's natural color...
    Single again...but heavily stained by Brand semen.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
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    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Single again...but heavily stained by Brand semen.


    She can bathe.

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    So now's my chance






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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    She can bathe.
    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    So now's my chance
    Heed DGX's advice and scrub her clean first. I suggest a lysol douche...and probably a good enema. For you and her.

    Me? I'll hold out for a virgin whore, as is my constitutionally protected right as an American citizen.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
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    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    FINALLY!

    Katy, hunny, if you EVER need a penis to cry on, mines here for you....

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    lasted longer than i expected well done to both of them

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    She REALLY needs to do a 'nude pics accidently leaked' thingy


    El Goofy Fantastico!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothBob View Post
    She REALLY needs to do a 'nude pics accidently leaked' thingy
    I was gonna say, a nice spiteful paparazzi flash or a revenge pictorial in Playboy to get back at the douchebag.

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    her porn parody was fun elmo seemed to enjoy him self

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