The Complaint Department

[DemonGeminiX]

Try watching a football game with 5 drunken dykes

ffs they paid more attention to Madonna than the last 10 minutes of play, which I WAS INTERESTED IN

never again in my lifetime

Did you at least get to watch them go down on each other?

[Leefro]

They probably have more facial hair than HAL

[Hal-9000]

Did you at least get to watch them go down on each other?

No

I did have the honor of driving one home last around 10pm...and carrying her up some stairs.Didn't even get to cop a feel....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shoot the cunts

I've thought about it...more than once ::

Try watching a football game with 5 drunken dykes

ffs they paid more attention to Madonna than the last 10 minutes of play, which I WAS INTERESTED IN

never again in my lifetime

And who's fault is that?

[Leefro]

Did you watch a film about gay Vampires after Hal ?

[Hal-9000]

Those goils were fucking hammered by half time

I had to stop and get them some chips and shit and apparently I bought the 'wrong ones'

So by the third quarter I was playing - Shoot the Dyke with cornchips......I got told I was being an ass



hal> lesbos

[Hal-9000]

Did you watch a film about gay Vampires after Hal ?

Nope, I hit the road when the crying started shortly before 10

[Hal-9000]

A small example of what I endured yesterday....late in the game there was a blatant case of pass interference, even Collingsworth the commentator said it at the same time as me...

I stand up and scream - He was hacked, that's pass interference!!!!!

One of the girls says - Isn't that his job to do that???

[Cactus]

I really don't mind doing house work. I will clean the bathroom, my room, and the kitchen, vacuum floors, and dust. But I hate folding laundry. Doing it is ok, but I can not motivate myself to fold this stuff.

[Hal-9000]

How many men does it take to clean a toilet? None, it's women's work

[Cactus]

How many men does it take to clean a toilet? None, it's women's work

Funny. But sadly I don't have a woman to do it for me. And when I do get a woman back to the house and she need to freshen up, I don't want her completely grossed out by my bathroom.

[Hal-9000]

I rarely dust and my housework complaint is cleaning the toilet..all other housework is just something to do for 15 minutes or so, doesn't really bother me

[Cactus]

Fuck it, I am going to do it and get it done with.

[Hal-9000]

you know how I fold laundry Cac? I put everything on hangers.....and if you're folding the underwear and socks you got problems mang

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My bathroom is bordering on disgusting right now