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    good Lord this is gonna be 20 question time isn't it

    I'll find you again when I'm not at work

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    Thanks, guys!

    What's up Hal? Are you runnin' just this side of Johnny Law, and you want MrsM to smooth it over with the Feds?

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    At the grocery store on the way home from work today I saw a man, who had to be at least in his 70's, with one of those stupid bluetooth things in his ear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noilly Pratt View Post
    Thanks, guys!

    What's up Hal? Are you runnin' just this side of Johnny Law, and you want MrsM to smooth it over with the Feds?
    Naw she mentioned she works somewhere in the tax field and I had just finished doing my taxes when I read that.Just giving her a hard time...(heh heh heh, I wish)

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    FFS!! when will you women learn to say what it is you mean, and not the complete opposite!

    apparently the Mrs has been in a mood with me all day . . . which surprised me no end, especially as i haven’t seen her at all today due to opposite shift!?

    I get the ‘mmhmm’ tone of voice and instantly know i’m in for it. Even tho i asked her when i spoke to her lunchtime if she was ok



    and you women complain about us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    FFS!! when will you women learn to say what it is you mean, and not the complete opposite!

    apparently the Mrs has been in a mood with me all day . . . which surprised me no end, especially as i haven’t seen her at all today due to opposite shift!?

    I get the ‘mmhmm’ tone of voice and instantly know i’m in for it. Even tho i asked her when i spoke to her lunchtime if she was ok



    and you women complain about us!
    So..... good day so far?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    FFS!! when will you women learn to say what it is you mean, and not the complete opposite!

    apparently the Mrs has been in a mood with me all day . . . which surprised me no end, especially as i haven’t seen her at all today due to opposite shift!?

    I get the ‘mmhmm’ tone of voice and instantly know i’m in for it. Even tho i asked her when i spoke to her lunchtime if she was ok



    and you women complain about us!
    YEP!
    Women like to use those phrases... that we men never express ourselves or open up or talk about what's on our mind...yet they seem to be able to do that "hrmmmph" thing or very pissily say - there's nothing wrong!!!...and you know damn well there is!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    YEP!
    Women like to use those phrases... that we men never express ourselves or open up or talk about what's on our mind...yet they seem to be able to do that "hrmmmph" thing or very pissily say - there's nothing wrong!!!...and you know damn well there is!!!!
    Hmmmm *toddles off in a pissy huff* but im FINE

    Like that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    Hmmmm *toddles off in a pissy huff* but im FINE

    Like that???
    YEP!

    That's why I'm still single and will probably remain that way forever.I like to remind girls of their behavior when they get pissy with me.No one wants to hear the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    YEP!

    That's why I'm still single and will probably remain that way forever.I like to remind girls of their behavior when they get pissy with me.No one wants to hear the truth
    I rarely get pissy with a partner but sadly I usually end up being a doormat because of it, thats why I stay single

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    I stay single so I can always eat what I want and rarely have a disagreement with myself about which TV show or movie to watch

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    And I can go to bed and chat on the net without being called anti social...

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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    And I can go to bed and chat on the net without being called anti social...
    Just tell them, Hey, I'm plenty social.... just not with YOU!

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