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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    Why did I just hear Nelson from the simpsons when I read this?
    Hey Simpson! HA-HAW!!!

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    Why is it that some dumbass customer always wants some rush job at midday on a Friday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Why is it that some dumbass customer always wants some rush job at midday on a Friday?
    It's always the way...and when you're like me on the West coast, they phone at 3pm and want the goods the same day. Most of my SW comes from the Noo Yawk area, so they're already home playing with their kids!

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    I cant sleep

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    Jumping jacks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Jumping jacks.

    while masturbating in front of a webcam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    while masturbating in front of a webcam
    and singing Ethel Merman songs.



    "There's no business like show business!"

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    Weirdos

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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    Weirdos
    That's not a "no."
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    That's not a "no."
    I don't hear her screaming and running away so it's all good eh?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I don't hear her screaming and running away so it's all good eh?

    Screaming and running away is not "no" either.... allegedly!!!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    ffs...like she was "allegedly" sleeping, I had no idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    ffs...like she was "allegedly" sleeping, I had no idea
    exactly!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    your eyes say no but your struggling against the restraints and the ball gag indicate yes

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