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    Floriduh Naked Naples woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth

    By Naples Daily News staff report




    NAPLES — An intoxicated naked Naples woman threw stones at people and her teeth into a canal Saturday night, Collier County sheriff’s deputies reported.

    Deputies responded to a call of a woman who was drunk, naked, throwing rocks at people and calling them names in the Bayshore area of Naples at about 8 p.m. Saturday.

    When they arrived on Mango Drive, deputies found Tina Belinda Masta, 46, sitting on the dock near her home with a blanket wrapped around her.

    Masta then turned toward the deputies, took off her blanket and exposed herself to them, according to reports.

    She had taken some of her teeth out and threw them into the canal, she told deputies. Masta “kept picking at her teeth and asked to use some pliers,” deputies said.

    After Masta was arrested, a neighbor brought some of her clothes to the patrol car, deputies said.

    The male deputy helped dress Masta the best he could, according to reports.

    Witnesses said Masta cursed at three men, threw rocks at the men, pulled her clothes off and threatened to beat them up. Masta then tried to break a light and wooden fence, the witnesses told deputies.

    Deputies said Masta smelled of alcohol.

    Masta was charged with disorderly intoxication.

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    "Masta kept picking at her teeth and asked to use some pliers...."

    yikes...


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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
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    she got her biblical references wrong. Stone for a stone, tooth for a tooth?

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