Listen to Chuck himself:
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Bwahahahahahahahaha
Awesome sig by fricnjay!!!
He's gone bananas! Lost it beyond losing it!!
Thanks Jezter!
This guys is going down the same road Anna Nicole Smith did. It won't be long before he's found in a hotel room....dead.
Some of the better stuff...I took a couple of minutes to write some out:
"to keep their stench from polluting my magic daiquiri. Or even worse stealing my favourite pony - a pony named Steve, his orange mane painted blue, blue like the evening sky as he gallops into their basement to acquire the ancient flatware and a rotting cheeseboard covered in the mould of their rotting dysentery..."