My 100th Post - Am I Über yet?

[Dr. Girlfriend]

You got Uber'ed when you were 14 in your buddy Kenny's basement

you encouraged the Ubering

I'm picturing Porky thinking he's alone in a dark basement and he bends over to light a candle and then a spooky voice behind him says, "Hi all, My Name is Ken..." followed by the sinister sound of a zipper unzippering.

Then he gets übered.

[Hal-9000]

You make it sound too innocent



PCS and Kenny were playing Big Boy Construction Site....Porky was the dumptruck and Kenny put his load in

[Dr. Girlfriend]

Poor Porky.

[Hal-9000]

Are you kidding????

PCS asked to be the foreman