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    I started a tradition years ago where the birthday person would have to wear a tiara (complete with lights) on their birthday.

    Today my friend made me a big assed top hat out of warehouse materials It even has a flower on top.
    That's it on my crappy computer, in my crappy prison work station area/desk


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    and I thought the choice of birthday card was appropriate too



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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    So has it been a good one Hal?
    It was minz.I don't expect a lot on my birthday.I'd rather celebrate other people's birthdays....no matter how tough and shitty life gets,
    it's another spin around the sun

    I got to talk to my sister today, people at work were nice and currently I'm alone for the night in my house...which doesn't happen often.

    I sense some trouble brewing very shortly Wish you were here

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    PCS....I fookin wish!!!!

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    I want a hot sexy midget for my birthday!








    wait a minute....



    ohhhh minz?





















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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    PCS....I fookin wish!!!!
    yeah....you would look a right ponce in that hat

    They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams

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    You give me a blond tanned sexy midget and I'll wear anything she wants mate!!!



    like a Gulliver costume with the crotch cut out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I want a hot sexy midget for my birthday!
    Message received, I am on my way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I want a hot sexy midget for my birthday!








    wait a minute....



    ohhhh minz?




















    Im not blonde anymore, and im 5'5" damn it..

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    You're not supposed to be reading this stuff...it's MAN-TALK




    Don't you have some dinner to cook or some sewing to do??












    *runs nimbly far, far away*

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    Brave Sir Robin, he Bravely bravely, he bravely ran awaaaaaayyyyyy...

    5'5"'s fairly tall. My wife is 5'1". I'm 6'2" We don't slowdance well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    You're not supposed to be reading this stuff...it's MAN-TALK




    Don't you have some dinner to cook or some sewing to do??











    *runs nimbly far, far away*
    Your in so much trouble now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noilly Pratt View Post
    5'5"'s fairly tall. My wife is 5'1". I'm 6'2" We don't slowdance well
    That sounds like my parents

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