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    Miley Cyrus Goes to Town on Birthday Cake Genitally Speaking

    By the TMZ Staff




    Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam's birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel ... just plain inadequate.

    The massive phallic confection was rolled out Saturday night at Club Icon in Downtown L.A. -- and 19-year-old Miley quickly jumped at the photo op ... posing alongside the ... well, just click to see for yourself.

    Liam probably wasn't into blowing out the candles so we're guessing Miley did the job for him.

    Some party goers tell us ... 19-year-old Miley was drinking alcohol and partying all night.

    Calls to Miley's reps were not returned.



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    Impressive.

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    by the looks of that big black dick, it needs some penicillin icing


    she looks hot here...and I bet Dad is proud right now

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    she looks very hot
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I'm confused about the cake

    Is her b/f ghey or is it trying to brag about the size of his penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post
    I'm confused about the cake

    Is her b/f ghey or is it trying to brag about the size of his penis?
    Yeah that didn't make sense to me either. Just a joke I would guess.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    how come when there's a big dick cake, the dick always has to be black?


    I'll defer to our correspondent on the street, Treesmoke jr....







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    Maybe she is using it as a prop to show what she is going to do to his balls after the party? Minus the knife, I hope.

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    I wish she would have shown her deep throat skills here






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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    how come when there's a big dick cake, the dick always has to be black?
    With a big red open sore on the head
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    WTF is that black thing between the balls?

    In my family - if your face gets that close to a cake - you can pretty much be sure that someone would go behind you and push your head into it

    In this case, I think that would have been pretty funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsM View Post
    WTF is that black thing between the balls?
    Taint






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    Why do chicks love cock-cakes anyways Not just celebs, all girls

    You never see dudes with hairy vag cakes on their birthdays....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsM View Post
    WTF is that black thing between the balls?
    Pubic hair?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    Taint
    Can't be - it's on the wrong side

    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    Why do chicks love cock-cakes anyways Not just celebs, all girls

    You never see dudes with hairy vag cakes on their birthdays....

    And No - I have never had or wanted a cock cake

    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Pubic hair?
    I guess - That's some special manscaping to have a little rosette of pubic hair there

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