Charlie Sheen Is Going on Tour

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Alison Schwartz - People Magazine




Charlie Sheen has said his bizarre rants and one-liners are not an act, but they're going to be.

The fired Two and a Half Men star is taking his personal show on the road, embarking on what is sure to be an epic journey: Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.

The one-man-show kicks off in Detroit on April 2, followed by a stop in Chicago. Only two dates have been announced so far, and tickets go on sale Saturday.

"Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions?" a show description reads on Ticketmaster's Web site. "Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth?"

To follow-up those questions with a few Sheen-isms: Will he be accompanied by his army of assassins – or his goddesses? Will he find a tuxedo that fits his chest and biceps for the occasion? Will he come prepared with his fire-breathing fists?

And while he lets those questions simmer, Sheen does make one promise: "This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock," the description continues. "Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me."

[DemonGeminiX]

People will pay, yes, they will pay to see tiger blood and adonis DNA live in action!

[Griffin]

I can't believe there is anyone that really gives a fuck.

[Godfather]

Props to one guy who knows his 15 minutes is going to burn out sooner than later

[DemonGeminiX]

Props to one guy who knows his 15 minutes is going to burn out sooner than later

Sheen's had far more than 15 minutes.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sheen's had far more than 15 minutes.

Exactly...feels more like 15 years at this point

[beowulf]

lol...some of the ones going around are funny

[Hal-9000]

^^^


I sense that Sheen is going to have some medical problems soon...and they will be embarrassing considering all his rants about keeping up with him, tigerblood etc.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He probably already has some kind of mental disorder from the way he's been acting

[Hal-9000]

I'm thinking 3 second flash heart attack...where his heart actually explodes and bits of it exit through various orifices in his body.

ON LIVE TV!

[DemonGeminiX]

Exactly...feels more like 15 years at this point

Been more than 15 years too. Carlos Estevez's first role in any film whatsoever was in a 1974 tv film (uncredited), so that would mean he's had 36 years in the business. His first recognizable part was in Red Dawn in 1984. So if we take 1984 as his beginning year and he's been in films and tv since then, he's had 27 years of fame. If we take 1986 as his breakout year (he had roles in 5 movies in that year, including Platoon), then he's had 25 years of fame.

Dude's been around for a looooong time.

[Hal-9000]

wonder what's going on with his bro Emilio, during all of this hoo-haa?

[DemonGeminiX]

wonder what's going on with his bro Emilio, during all of this hoo-haa?

I was wondering about that the other day. I wonder what Emilio and Martin are muttering to themselves right about now.

[Hal-9000]

I was wondering about that the other day. I wonder what Emilio and Martin are muttering to themselves right about now.

*how can we make some money off that crazy c_cksucker*

[Joebob034]

Soooo going, I want to learn to win