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    Crotchety Old Man Calls Cops on Biebettes: 'I WANT THEM ARRESTED!'

    By the TMZ Staff




    A sad old man in Miami just couldn't take a heavy dose of Bieber fever last night -- demanding police arrest an adorable young group of Bieber fans for disturbing the peace outside his business -- and shocker ... the cops told him to pound sand.

    The old man's the owner of a Miami recording studio called the Hit Factory -- and the girls were camped outside creating a ruckus, expecting Justin to show up for a recording session ... as he did earlier that week, during the infamous shirtless skateboarding bonanza.

    But last night, the owner was afraid of another crazy Bieber-obsessed mob ... and in a hilarious overreaction, he called the cops and demanded all the young girls be arrested ... claiming they had already caused $10,000 in damage earlier in the week.

    The girls pled their case, trying to explain why it was absolutely imperative they be allowed to stay -- as one explained, "[Justin is] amazing! He's everything!" Another added, "I touched his hand! He smells like cotton candy!!!" All good points.

    The cop acquiesced -- instructing the girls to keep out of the street and stay quiet.

    Promising to be good, another girl replied, "We're not gonna scream. We're gonna scream low."

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    He should have claimed citizens arrest, the cop would have no choice then






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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post
    A sad old man in Miami just couldn't take a heavy dose of Bieber fever last night -- demanding police arrest an adorable young group of Bieber fans for disturbing the peace outside his business
    Sad old man? Or crusader for all that is decent in the known universe? History will decide.
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    if he was smart...he should have cordoned off an area 1000 feet by 1000 feet and charged 5 dollars to stand there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    if he was smart...he should have cordoned off an area 1000 feet by 1000 feet and charged 5 dollars to stand there
    I've tried corralling teen girls before. People get upset about it.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    I've tried corralling teen girls before. People get upset about it.
    I read that as collaring. that's hot.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    I've tried corralling teen girls before. People get upset about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    I read that as collaring. that's hot.
    I've lost my erection now

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    I read that as collaring. that's hot.
    I've tried that too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I've lost my erection now
    I could piss on the collared, corralled teen girls for you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
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    Have you ever peed through a full erection?

    It's like ejaculating for 2 minutes straight

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    Miami-Dade curfew:

    Unless accompanied by an adult, kids 17 and under must be home by 11 p.m. Monday through Thursday, and by midnight on weekends.
    Pretty sure all the Beibetts were under 17. I would have waited until after 11pm, then called the cops. They have to take them away then.


    (Oh, but the really cute 18yo blonde with the tight spaghetti string tee, and mini-shorts can stay)

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    the entire city has a curfew?


    how quaint

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    They should do that in parts of Manchester..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    the entire city has a curfew?


    how quaint
    Actually, almost ALL Cities and Towns in the US have curfew laws. They just aren't enforced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinD View Post
    Actually, almost ALL Cities and Towns in the US have curfew laws. They just aren't enforced.
    Really?

    We don't do the C word up here in Canada for our kids

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    It's my understanding that Most places do have curfews on the law books, just not enforced, as mentioned here:

    http://http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/curfews/

    4th and 5th paragraphs specific to Canada

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