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    Jersey City to Snooki: We're Not Afraid to ARREST Your Ass!

    The TMZ Staff




    Snooki and Jwoww will be on some seriously thin ice when they begin shooting their new reality show in Jersey City ... because the cops will be assigned to watch their asses AT ALL TIMES.

    TMZ has learned ... officials in Jersey City refused to a grant a permit to shoot the show UNLESS they agreed to some seriously strict rules.

    1) The show must allow at least four Jersey City PD officers to be stationed at Jwoww and Snooki's home at all times.

    2) The cops will stay with the cast and crew when they leave the home. Cops have agreed to keep an appropriate distance from the operation, so they don't get in the way of production.

    3) If MORE cops are called in to handle an incident due to events related to the show, producers MUST reimburse Jersey City for all related costs.

    Officials have also made it clear ... cops are taking the situation very seriously and will take action ... even on the cast ... if any state or city laws are broken.

    Ultimately, producers agreed ... and got the permit. Production is scheduled to begin later this month.

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    it's like they're terrorists


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    For some reason I thought that they died. Shame they didnt. I saw the show and lost some IQ points.

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    I've never sat down for a full show...or 15 minutes for that matter.


    The fact that Snooki published a book and the known universe didn't collapse in on itself is a bloody miracle

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    Snooki published a book? LMAO! I dont know why they put someone like her on the show if their intention is to sell sex. Oh well....

    At first I thought she was indian or something....then I realized it was her tan.

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    DGX says she's imitating an Italian.I think she's Portuguese or similar...


    and yeah the Snooki/book thing was like dividing by zero, while in a black hole, flying in a ship powered by antimatter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    DGX says she's imitating an Italian.I think she's Portuguese or similar...

    I'm portuguese. >.> Dont associate that thing with us. lol

    and yeah the Snooki/book thing was like dividing by zero, while in a black hole, flying in a ship powered by antimatter
    And good comparison!

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    She's Chilean, not Italian. In fact, I don't think any of them are Italian... well, at least no Italian I know would claim them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joebob034 View Post
    it's like they're terrorists

    You mean they're not?

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    I think they're just dirty bombs


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    NJ just trying to crow bar their way into some extra cash






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