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    Old but good (to me)

    Let me preface the joke, by saying I was in a rural Vol fire dept for 15 years. I can definitley see this happening. On to da joke:


    One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and soon the building was engulfed in flames.

    The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

    When the firefighters appeared on the scene, the president of the chemical company rushed to the fire chief and explained that all of the company's secret formulas were in a safe in the center of the plant.

    He said he would pay a bonus of $50,000 if they could recover the safe.

    But the roaring flames held the firefighters off, and soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became increasingly desperate.

    As additional firefighters arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department that could recover the company's safe.

    Then, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural Volunteer Fire Company comprised mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65.

    To everyone's amazement, the little run-down firetruck, operated by these old Norwegians, passed all the newer and sleek firetrucks parked outside the burning plant - - - and to everyone's shock it drove straight into the middle of the inferno!

    All the other firefighters watched in awe as the Norwegian old-timers jumped off their truck and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before.

    Within a short time, the Norwegian old-timers had exited the fire and the company's safe was found intact.

    The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly Norwegian fire fighters.

    The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on camera and asked the Norwegian fire chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

    "Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst ting ve do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"

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