Bare Butt!!!
Would you rather have a giant snot hanging out of your nose when you run into Heidi Klum or never meet her
Bare Butt!!!
Would you rather have a giant snot hanging out of your nose when you run into Heidi Klum or never meet her
Never meet her
WYR have the most amazing sex you've ever had with the ugliest man on the face of the Earth or the absolute worst sex you've ever had with the man of your dreams?
Best sex with ugly dude!
Would you rather have a dog or a cat
Dog
WYR have a fish or a hamster?
Fish
Would you rather be bitten by a spider or a snake
Snake, I'll immediately know if I was bitten and I can easily identify whether or not the snakes around here are venomous, so I'll know right away if I'd need to go to the hospital.
Would you rather be the butt of a constant joke or the victim of a one time prank?
One time prank!!
Would you rather be bald or fat
Fat... I can work that off quite easily. Bald is forever.
WYR be naked in a crowded public place for an entire day or isolated away from human contact for an entire year?
Define human!! Naked in public!
Would you rather have narcolepsy or insomnia
Insomnia... Narcolepsy would suck while driving. And I meant any and all conceivable human contact... no internet, no phone, no face to face, no written word... nothing. It's just you and your thoughts completely and utterly alone for an entire year. Oh well...
Would you rather curl up with a really good book or watch a really good movie?
Pizza
Would you rather eat poultry or fish?
Poultry. I can't stomach anything from the water.
Death by burning or drowning?
Drowning - Burning is a very specific fear of mine
Would you rather fall off the roof or get bitten by a dog?
Bitten by a dog, I can get revenge
jk
Maybe
Move a bibliomaniac's apartment or an animal hoarder's house?