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    Stupid True Headlines



    - Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    - Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

    - Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

    - Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

    - Farmer Bill Dies in House

    - Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

    - Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

    - Stud Tires Out

    - Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

    - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    - Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

    - British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

    - Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

    - Eye Drops off Shelf

    - Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

    - Include your Children When Baking Cookies

    - Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

    - Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

    - Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe

    - Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

    - Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    - Stolen Painting Found by Tree

    - Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

    - Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

    - Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

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    They are too good!! I especially liked this one!

    -Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
    Thanks Jezter!

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