Anyone need some personal lubricant?
I'm wondering what your original search words were to stumble across that...
- I always wanted to wrestle in a pool of lube
Thanks to Goofy for my sig
Check out the also viewed section... A fuggin horses head.. Lol
Here's the first review:
That slip-n-slide quip cracked me up.A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought I'd use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I've had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you'd think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades.
Check out the reviews... "As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube. "
"need to move furniture or heavy appliances? use a mop to lay a path of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant from where it is to where you'd like it to be and let the good times slide. It water-based, so cleanup is a breeze.
Need to move a body? a generous smear of this will help you fit your legally-unmentionables into the tiniest of spaces.
need to move someone's car across a parking lot as a practical joke, but don't have the keys? just like moving appliances
grounded teen keeps climbing down the fire escape to sneak out? Not anymore! "
I love what came up for "also viewed" items...
You be the palomino, MrsM, I'll be the Shetland.
Signature created way-back-when by Goofy
Originally Posted by Noilly Pratt
You be the palomino, MrsM, I'll be the Shetland.
Product Description
What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again!
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"need to move furniture or heavy appliances? use a mop to lay a path of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant from where it is to where you'd like it to be and let the good times slide. It water-based, so cleanup is a breeze.
Need to move a body? a generous smear of this will help you fit your legally-unmentionables into the tiniest of spaces.
need to move someone's car across a parking lot as a practical joke, but don't have the keys? just like moving appliances
grounded teen keeps climbing down the fire escape to sneak out? Not anymore! "
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