Christian band ignites controversy

[Method512]

He didn't mentioned the kitchen. She could make a sandwich elsewhere!

[Hal-9000]

and pay out the ass for it - so you are actually paying for a woman without the sex

The great Charlie Sheen once said - You don't pay hookers for sex, you pay for them to leave afterwards

[MrsM]

That sounds like 99.9999% of all marriages anyway

Then i'm in the 0.00001%

[MrsM]

He didn't mentioned the kitchen. She could make a sandwich elsewhere!

I'll make it in the bathroom but you won't like it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The great Charlie Sheen once said - You don't pay hookers for sex, you pay for them to leave afterwards

Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Method512]

I'll make it in the bathroom but you won't like it

I'm full...give it to RBP. He asked first!!

[RBP]

I'd drink MrsM's bathwater.

[MrsM]

I'd drink MrsM's bathwater.

[minz]

Make your own sammich

[Hal-9000]

It's a biological fact that men and women are created differently, we each have our built in aptitude for certain tasks...

women - cleaning the toilet, doing laundry and making yummy sammiches
men - running the rest of the world

[minz]

It's a biological fact that men and women are created differently, we each have our built in aptitude for certain tasks...

women - cleaning the toilet, doing laundry and making yummy sammiches
men - running the rest of the world

Would a crow bar be enough to prize your head back out of your arse or do we need something with a little more strength behind it?

[Hal-9000]

dats all true word baby

[minz]

[Hal-9000]

he has a bit of twitch ..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why don't you need to buy a woman a watch?








Because there's already a clock on the microwave