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    See Elin Nordegren's New $12 Million Estate

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    She certainly can afford it.

    Elin Nordegren has purchased a $12 million mansion in North Palm Beach, Florida, TMZ reports.

    Since her August 2009 divorce from Tiger Woods, Nordegren, 31, has divided time between Orlando and her native Sweden. Now the former model is spending some of her reported $100 divorce settlement on a sprawling, beach front estate.

    The two-story home boasts over 17,000 square-feet, eight bathrooms and a 4,700 square-foot basement.

    Sticking to her promise to keep daughter Sam, 3, and son Charlie, 2, close to their dad, Nordegren's new digs are just 10 miles away from Woods' $50 million bachelor pad on Jupiter Island.

    The family's nanny has been scouting out private daycare centers and schools, reports the Palm Beach Post. They are expected to move into the new home in a few weeks.

    As for the scandal-plagued golfer, Woods recently talk about life as a single dad on ABC's Good Morning America. "I just love being with them," he told host Robin Roberts of his kids on Thursday. "It's just fun. "

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    Wonder if she needs a handyman

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    Just her basement is like 6 times the size of my apartment

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    tehbasementdweller?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
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    And why does a house need 8 bathrooms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post



    And why does a house need 8 bathrooms?
    One for each day of the week






























    Need 2 on a sunday, one for that first dump of the day and the other for safety reasons

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post



    And why does a house need 8 bathrooms?
    For peeing, pooping, washing, bathing, showering, teeth brushing, grooming, and dressing.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
    One for each day of the week


    Need 2 on a sunday, one for that first dump of the day and the other for safety reasons


    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    For peeing, pooping, washing, bathing, showering, teeth brushing, grooming, and dressing.

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    I call BS! There aren't any houses in Palm beach with basements. Nonetheless on the water where is virtually at sea level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post



    And why does a house need 8 bathrooms?
    1 for me, 7 for each of my smmmmokin hotties I'll have if I have a house worth that!

    Sorry...channelling Charlie Sheen there.

    I know people with a bathroom in each bedroom and a main one, too on each floor for a total of 6. I have trouble cleaning my 2 bathrooms...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yt Trash View Post
    I call BS! There aren't any houses in Palm beach with basements. Nonetheless on the water where is virtually at sea level.
    It's probably a private undersea garden for the kids...it is 12 mil, after all!

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    She wasted her money. That shit's gonna be nothing but a pile of twigs when the next hurricane comes.

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    and to think....a handful of clandestine ejaculations bought that house

    might-y expensive

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