Serena Williams: I'm Officially a RAPPER

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By the TMZ Staff




Forget tennis, Serena Williams got a new sport ... the rap game -- and she's making her debut with a brand new song that's actually pretty catchy.

TMZ broke the story ... Serena laid down some tracks last year at a Florida record studio called B Major Music Group -- owned by Baltimore Ravens offensive tackle Bryant McKinnie, who's good friends with the Williams sisters.

Now, one of the tracks has finally surfaced -- and it ain't half bad.

The lyrics are a little cliché -- shocker, another song about "balling hard" -- but her flow is surprisingly not annoying. She even gives her sister Venus a little shoutout.

[Hal-9000]

I bet her flow is strong

[DemonGeminiX]

She balls hard?

[Hal-9000]

bet that girl could grip your dick so tight, the head would shoot clean off

[Richard Cranium]

bet that girl could grip your dick so tight, the head would shoot clean off

Pretty sure I could never be hard anywhere near her,

[Hal-9000]

Pretty sure I could never be hard anywhere near her,

Oh come on...a tight, tanned toned woman like that? I bet you'd get close enough to rub balls

[Richard Cranium]

I would be sad to find out that her cock is bigger than mine, ruins the mood for me..

[Hal-9000]

yeah that's always a deal-breaker


you gotta get in behind them first, before they have the chance to spring the swingin dick on you

[Richard Cranium]