... just called me to inform me that she was taking it upon herself to convert all of her friends to veganism, including me. Why? Because she saw it on Oprah.
After listening to her recite to me all the reasons I should do it, even though she has yet to do it herself, and after I was able to get a few words in the actual conversation including "I'm not doing it because I like eating meat", I hung up on her.
I think I'm gonna have to change my phone number now.