She doesn't get any better! What a skank!
Thanks Jezter!
I just don't understand why anyone gets involved with her now. Well, alright maybe I can guess. I have seen her sextape(s) but she can't be that good a shag.
No idea who the bloke is but obviously some shedhead who wants his 15 mins.
Last edited by St. George; 03-24-2011 at 02:03 PM.
you would need to tie a plank across your arse to stop from falling in....................must look like a hippo's yawn
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
I bet it stretches a yard before it takes an inch now.
which one was that the one with dane bowers in i've seen more life in a flat tyreOriginally Posted by St. George
more rogers than a police walkie talkie
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
here we go.....the new batch
Apparently Katie Price has had a letterbox transplanted to her crotch, its for all her incoming male
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Jordan has said "If they ever make a movie of my life, then I'd like it to be played by Juila Roberts."
"Great choice Katie, she did carry off the part of a prostitute very well in Pretty Woman?"
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Whats 10 foot wide, 3 foot deep and been shot over more times than the afgan desert?
Jordans cunt.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
What's the difference between Katie Price and a cunt?
Very little.......apart from the cunt has more taste
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Katie Price has been quoted as saying: "My death might be a Diana moment"
Yeah, we all wish it had happened in 1997 too.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Nice to see Jordan at Cheltenham racing today. She said she's winning, no surprise there though, she's had more mounts than all the jockeys.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
I lost my arm in a terrible accident last night.
I got drunk and had foreplay with Katie Price.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
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