I asked my mate how much he reckons Nelsons Column is worth.
"You can't put a price on that", he replied...
Which is odd, because I'm pretty sure she could take the girth.
I asked my mate how much he reckons Nelsons Column is worth.
"You can't put a price on that", he replied...
Which is odd, because I'm pretty sure she could take the girth.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Have just realised that Katie Price is like a Vauxhall Corsa. Claims excellent performance while being a load of shite and also has a remarkably spacious interior. Like a Corsa, Katie can comfortably accommodate 5 inside at once.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Apparently Katie Price's new man has the same watch as Alex Reid.
Isn't it obvious, she's had so many men in her bedroom it has it's own lost property department.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
BBC News: Two dogs sent to help in investigation of destroyed areas in Japan.
I think to myself "Why the fuck are they sending Jordan and Paris Hilton in? They're useless bitches.".
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Yahoo News: Dog rides scooter like human.
Is there no end to Jordan's talents?
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Nike have just announced that they are to rebrand Air Jordans for Katie Price due to the amount of time her feet are in the air.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
What does having oral sex with Jordan and getting in a knife fight have in common?
Either way you get a nasty gash on your face
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
There are 206 bones in the human body.
This can rise to 209 on a regular basis if your name is Jordan.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
I was going to write a joke about Katie Price's orifices.
But they've all been done.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Headline from farmers weekly: Hunt widens for 'Essex prize cock'
I thought it was a misprint of a Katie Price story
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Sky news
"Amir khan is in for his biggest fight yet"
After fingering jordan he has to retrieve his watch.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Rumours are rife that there building a new euro tunnel.
Supposedly been modelled on jordans pink horsebox.
And not the one she drives about in.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Recently I've been suffering extreme nausea, cold sweats and what I think is permanent erectile dysfunction. Why the fuck did I have to go and google 'Jordan sex tape'?
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Katie Price seriously wants to make a film about her life?
Well, I'll save you all the ninety minutes and you can watch me repeatedly throw a sausage in a wheelie bin instead.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
News flash from the middle east, 10,000 Egyptian troops have entered Jordan.
She says that she is a little bit sore, but coping well!
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
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