Nearly Half of Americans Believe in Creationism

[Muddy]

Atheists pray that Jehovah's Witnesses don't show up at their door.

So does everyone else..

[Hal-9000]

So does everyone else..

Invite them in, pull out your cock, roll a joint and then ask - Who wants to go first?


they know when they're beaten

[Muddy]

I like to debate them.. It's pretty easy..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Atheists pray that Jehovah's Witnesses don't show up at their door.

I just tell them that I'm Jewish, thats sends them running

[Muddy]

[Hal-9000]

I like to debate them.. It's pretty easy..

I ask them for their home addresses and a time that would be convenient for them...

[Muddy]

I ask them for their home addresses and a time that would be convenient for them...

Ask for a time that would be inconvenient for them..

[Acid Trip]

Invite them in, pull out your cock, roll a joint and then ask - Who wants to go first?


they know when they're beaten

My dad used to invite them in, offer them some water or a snack, and then listened to what they had to say.

At the end he'd say "I'm afraid we have two different beliefs. I appreciate you coming by and hope you have a nice day."

They'd come back a couple times a year just to say hi. Their beliefs are strange but they are nice people.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I dont like any solicitors coming to my house, except for the guy with fresh made tamales, I always let him in.

[Muddy]

I like it when the window replacement companies send Trayvon to my door to try and sell me 10k in construction work..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Do you thank them then shoot them in the face?

[Muddy]

I release the hounds...

[Noilly Pratt]

I remember the weekend right after September 11th I had a Jehova's Witness canvass my door.

They of course worked it into their pitch - "Don't you think that the world changed forevermore after that horrible day?" I answered "no, only unless we let it." Blew the wind out of her sails...she was ready to connect the dots to let it signify why JW is the best way, the end of days is nigh etc.

I went further..."I haven't seen 4 guys on horseback yet - this is only a tragic event, not a 'sign' or a harbinger of things to come".

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm an American and you wanna know what I believe in?





I also believe that lead singer could use the services of an orthodontist.