Woman tries to castrate man over his visits to strip clubs

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Matthew Perenchio Jackson | LaCrosse Tribune


Police say a Jackson County woman threatened to castrate a man for visiting strip clubs.

Maria E. Casarez, 39, of Brockway told authorities she only was trying to scare the man during the Jan. 14 incident.

The couple was becoming intimate when Casarez produced a pocketknife and held it to the man’s genitals, according to the criminal complaint. He knocked the knife away and pushed her to the bed.

Casarez told authorities the couple had relationship problems and she was upset by his visits to strip clubs. She said she didn’t feel he was properly addressing her concerns, so she wanted to scare him, according to the complaint.

A breath test shortly after the incident measured Casarez’s blood-alcohol level at 0.125 percent.

She is charged in Jackson County Circuit Court with disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon in a domestic abuse situation.

Casarez was released on a $300 cash bond.

[RBP]

good lord

[Teh One Who Knocks]

She sounds like a keeper

[RBP]

If only she worked at a convenience store.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe at a 7-11?

[RBP]

little milk selling knife wielding skank

[Hal-9000]

I'm seeing what you're doing I'M RIGHT HERE FFS

My new (potential) girl is neither a skank or a psycho!!!...but one can always dream

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[RBP]

[Hal-9000]

the timeline...

hal sees cute girl at 7/11 and finally makes a semi complimentary remark on her wardrobe - 4 weeks ago
girl tells hal she's moving to a different store and must visit her there - 4 weeks ago + one minute
hal finally gets the balls to go to the new store and escalate the situation - this week
hal and girl exchange phone numbers - this week + 5 minutes
girl calls hal the next bloody night and asks if he can take her out for food - last night



WTF, do I look like an on-call taxi service?????? the nerve

[RBP]

and did you?

[Hal-9000]

Yeah there's a pretty good pizza place/bar about 4 blocks down the same street that she works on.
She only had about 20 minutes so I gave her the appropriate busfare and wished her bon appetit!

[RBP]

Yeah there's a pretty good pizza place/bar about 4 blocks down the same street that she works on.
She only had about 20 minutes so I gave her the appropriate busfare and wished her bon appetit!

Wait you what? She called you for food and you gave her bus fare? I'm confused.

[Noilly Pratt]

Reminds me of the song...


"Take me home, there won't be no fuss"
I said "sure, you got some change for the bus?"

[Major Tool]

the timeline...

hal sees cute girl at 7/11 and finally makes a semi complimentary remark on her wardrobe - 4 weeks ago
girl tells hal she's moving to a different store and must visit her there - 4 weeks ago + one minute
hal finally gets the balls to go to the new store and escalate the situation - this week
hal and girl exchange phone numbers - this week + 5 minutes
girl calls hal the next bloody night and asks if he can take her out for food - last night
girl lifts skirt and exposes latent flaccid male organ
girl lifts skirt and exposes latent flaccid male organ + 5 minutes - hal begins to send out wedding announcements

You must remember this
A dick is just a dick, a girl can be a guy.
The fundamental things apply as Hal goes by.