Originally Posted by
Hal-9000
the timeline...
hal sees cute girl at 7/11 and finally makes a semi complimentary remark on her wardrobe - 4 weeks ago
girl tells hal she's moving to a different store and must visit her there - 4 weeks ago + one minute
hal finally gets the balls to go to the new store and escalate the situation - this week
hal and girl exchange phone numbers - this week + 5 minutes
girl calls hal the next bloody night and asks if he can take her out for food - last night
girl lifts skirt and exposes latent flaccid male organ
girl lifts skirt and exposes latent flaccid male organ + 5 minutes - hal begins to send out wedding announcements