Sheldon Cooper-isms

[dragon_hunter]

Sheldon: Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox!

[dragon_hunter]

Sheldon (to his mom): But, evolution is not opinion, it's a fact!

Sheldon's mom: And that is your opinion!

Sheldon (to Leonard, Howard and Raj): I forgive you, let's go home.

[dragon_hunter]

Sheldon: Howard, I have to go to the bathroom and no one will take me home.

Howard: What's wrong with the bathroom here?

Sheldon: Pneumococcus, streptococcus, staphylococcus and other sort of cocusses.

Howard: Sheldon, my mother is on her deathbed and my fiancé is grief-stricken over putting her there. I'm NOT taking you home!

Sheldon: Will you at least go with me to the restroom here so you can open the door and flush the urinal?

Howard: NO!

Sheldon: This might be a good time to point out, Howard, that friendship requires a certain give and take!

[dragon_hunter]

Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.

Sheldon: You went out into the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, which you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled dolphins.

[dragon_hunter]

Sheldon: You know, I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada devoted specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, gambling addiction and sexually transmitted diseases.

[dragon_hunter]

Not from Sheldon but still cool

Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you know the iconic heart shape isn't based on an actual human heart, its based on what a womans ass looks like bending over.

Penny: So in 8th grade, I was dotting my i's with little asses? That's cool.

[dragon_hunter]

Sheldon: A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.

[dragon_hunter]

Sheldon: Do you want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?

Leonard: Not really!

Sheldon: If the height of a step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.

Leonard: I don't care. 2 millime--? That's doesn't seem right.

Sheldon: It's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12. My father broke his clavicle.

Leonard: Is that why they sent you to boarding school?

Sheldon: No. That was the result of my work with lasers.

[Hal-9000]

I remember some of these episodes