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    WTF Secret Agent

    Hello,
    This may come to you as one of those internet jokes but when you
    reconsider the time and the amount of money you have wasted so far, you
    would recognize some facts in this email.

    Is high time I led you on to the facts about your delayed payment. As FBI
    secret agent attach to the World Bank office in Washington DC. I am very
    much aware of your incessant ordeal trying to actualize your long delayed
    payment.

    Facts: Not long after the World Bank completed the acquisition process of
    all pending payments, I discovered that my partners connived with some top
    officials of the World Bank to divert funds already approved to settle
    inheritances, email lottery winners and international contractors.

    The World Bank has already given approval for the payment of your fund
    while my partners deliberately delayed your payment and continue to issue
    one fee or the other from different departments mostly from Africa, the UK
    and the Netherlands. I wonder why you haven’t noticed all these while.

    Your fund was authorized to be paid to you through the World Bank
    financial consultants with a Key Tested Reference/Claim Code Number, which
    was supposed to have been issued to you before now,

    Upon your response to this message, I shall guard you and provide you with
    all you need to contact the World Bank financial consultant who will
    facilitate the release of your payment.

    Truly Yours,
    Secret Agent
    FBI/World Bank Agent, Washington DC USA.


    there not even a return link

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    How do these people get our email addresses?

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    Seems legit redred Just do a google search for "secret agent email address"

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    i will

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    So what kind of a payment you are getting from the World Bank that have been delayed? Sold some of your Facebook stocks, eh? I hope this Secret Agent gets it back to you with intrest.

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    From Russia, with love...

    Ask him to photocopy his ID...it should look like this:



    I could tell you how I got that ID, but then I'd have to kill you...


    Last edited by Noilly Pratt; 05-24-2012 at 02:58 PM.

    Signature created way-back-when by Goofy

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    I never get any good spam email like that

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    *spam's Hal*
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I'm serious...I only get emails from friends and the odd electronic place that I've shopped at...totally legit ads and helpful offers that are actual, helpful offers!

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    Got an email from my bank......



    Strange thing is i dont even remember opening an account with LloydsTSB Also, the link seems to go somewhere else other than LloydsTSB.com........... strange Anyhow, suppose i better click the link then go fix the problem

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    I need you to all PM me whatever personal info I need on each of you in order to open some lines of credit






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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    I need you to all PM me whatever personal info I need on each of you in order to open some lines of credit
    Mine won't do you any good.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Goof banks at Lloyds of London?


    don't they insure hard to insure items like rocket cars and Snookie's hymen?

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