Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Pony]

On the plus side though, I made it out of there without beating anyone to death

That's the plus side? Hell, that would have made my day better!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's the plus side? Hell, that would have made my day better!

By plus side I mean that I'm not in jail

[Pony]

By plus side I mean that I'm not in jail

What, your coworkers wouldn't help you cover it up? I think mine would dig the hole for me.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's too many people at work I would wanna beat to death

[Hal-9000]

(not laughing at your work-murder plans Lance)

My eyes are normally light blue.Sometimes after a severe migraine goes away, my pupils get really dilated and my eyes turn green.That's happening right now and two people at work have already asked me if I'm stoned

[Pony]

That's a trip, you should post pics of green/blue difference. I've never heard of that.

Now if you would have said they turned brown I'd know you were full of shit.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

red more than anything.....


same thing used to happen when I did mushrooms...people would gather around me (not too freaky ) and say - look! his eyes are green now!

It only happens when my brain is decompressing...it's not a light switch sort of thing.

[Godfather]

Glad you guys are taking care of the fire alarms That shit is scary...



I'm trying to decide if I should go to Sasquatch 2011 in May. I should have bought tickets to Coachella, but they sold out fuggin' fast...

[Pony]

..it's not a light switch sort of thing.

DO IT!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm trying to decide if I should go to Sasquatch 2011 in May. I should have bought tickets to Coachella, but they sold out fuggin' fast...

I'd save up for the Barry Manilow tour

[Hal-9000]

DO IT!

I'm at work...no camera and when the euphoria of not being in pain wears off, my eyes go back to light blue or gray if I'm feeling really shitty


sorry, you'll have to take my word for it....harp

[Hal-9000]

I'd save up for the Barry Manilow tour

he's a Fanilow

[RBP]

I want to see a picture of the convenience store [nice girl].

[Hal-9000]

I want to see a picture of the convenience store [nice girl].

So how do I phrase that one?

Hi, I don't even know your last name but do know you're not into pc's.
I have a friend who wants me to post your picture on the net,would that be ok?
And maybe you could wear a pair of those stonewashed tight jeans so he can rate
your awesome ghetto-booty?

I see the failboat on the horizon already dude..