In football, when you've reached 4th down and you are too far away to attempt a field goal, and you are too far away to try and go for it to make first down, the team on offense will punt the ball away.
How can someone 'lose' a 36" pipe wrench?
Lube
Sounds like you and your mates may leave with some money then.
Well that was the quickest week of all time........
Back to reality
It's Monday!