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[Teh One Who Knocks]

-9C this morning here

[Goofy]

I nearly had to burn the house down last night - was lying on my bed watching tv when something landed on my arm....... a fucking massive spider!!! Never knew i could scream like that tbh Nearly fucking shit myself Seen a few big ones in the workshop but thats the first time ive seen one that size at home........ managed to trap it in a mug and throw it outside, fucker better not come back!

Spiders generally dont bother me at all but this fucker was just freakishly big

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Goofy]

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate spiders. The ones that didn't die from this cold snap we're having will no doubt be trying to sneak inside. But fortunately I think it's been cold enough long enough that most bugs outside should be dead. Find out soon because it's supposed to start to warm back up as the week goes along.

[Goofy]

We've had a pretty warm summer this year for once, houseflies have been rampant this year, same with wasps - now its getting colder they'll hopefully all die off

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, wasps were everywhere around here too, fucking hate those things.

[Goofy]

Wasps are cunts, i take great pleasure in killing them

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We hang wasp traps all over the yard and they always fill up. There's no end to those bastards.

[Goofy]

I smack them in midair, they fall to the ground disorientated then they receive the sole of my size 12s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate most bugs, but I understand that there are lots of insects that serve a purpose. But fucking wasps serve no purpose at all, so why the fuck do they even exist. All you have to do is look at one wrong and it gets all pissed off and wants to sting you.

[Goofy]

I walked through a wasps nest/bike when i was a kid (never saw it as we were walking through thick undergrowth), got stung around 15 times or so iirc............ lest we forget!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been stung 3 times, all by fucking wasps. Once on the face when I was a kid and twice on my hand.

[Goofy]

Yeah, im just glad im not allergic to their stings, lost count how many times ive been stung by the cunts over the years Never once been stung by a bee, they're the good guys!

[Goofy]

I feel like crap........ had one beer too many at the darts last night