Hey DGX: Play The Worst Game In The World Without Losing All Your Money

[FBD]

If I won that kinda money, I'd be hookin yall up with some. Yes, even you Aussies.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The story I saw last week was wrong....there's been NO winners.


Mega Millions for tonight:




Powerball for tomorrow night:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Powerball is horrible. Nobody should ever play Powerball. Your chances of making money are astronomically low and yet millions of people play every week. For these players, the allure of the big money prize is too much for logic to overcome. Logic needs some help. Perhaps this simulator can be of service.

Justwebware.com brings us the U.S. Powerball Simulator (http://justwebware.com/powerball/powerball.html)(there are also versions for the UK National Lottery (http://justwebware.com/uklotto/uklotto.html) and EuroMillions (http://justwebware.com/eurolotto/eurolotto.html)), the purpose of which is to show just how impossible it is to make money playing Powerball.

Powerball has drawings twice a week so the simulator lets you play twice a week at either the $2 Quick Pick level or the $3 Power Play level. It then uses a random number generator to play out the results.

I gave the simulator a go, choosing Quick Play and keeping it on the “fast” setting. A half hour and about 200 years of “game time” later, I still hadn’t hit any prize over $100, so I kicked the speed up to “max,” which plays out at about a year per second. The standard “Return on $” investment hovers around $0.07 and $0.08 when you don’t hit anything over $100, which I didn’t until … okay, I was really hoping I would have hit by the time I got to finishing this paragraph. I went back to the opening paragraphs, I cropped some pictures, put in the hyperlinks and now I’m stalling …

I just hit the 500 game-years mark.

I guess I’ll go make a sandwich.

I just watched the Gangnam Style video four times in a row.

1000 years. I’m now down about $192,000.

Good thing I didn’t promise to have this in on a deadline.

That Gangnam Style dance is harder than it looks.

I really need to get back in shape.

This has been going on for an hour — 1,750 game-years. The odds of hitting the $1 million prize are 1 in 5,153,633. I’ve played about 180,000 games.

I’m giving this until 2pm, then I give up and finish this post regardless.

We do it for the children, those schools rake in all those gambling dollars

[DemonGeminiX]

The story I saw last week was wrong....there's been NO winners.


Mega Millions for tonight:




Powerball for tomorrow night:

Probably misread the winner list. Somebody got the 5 numbers but missed the Megaball and got one cool million for it. Anyway, I got my tickets for both games.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Probably misread the winner list. Somebody got the 5 numbers but missed the Megaball and got one cool million for it. Anyway, I got my tickets for both games.

Yeah it was in the city next to mine, my brother lives there. I haven't heard from him, he probably won

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah it was in the city next to mine, my brother lives there. I haven't heard from him, he probably won

Is he a hookers and blow type of guy?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

No, more like a "I won a million so fuck off"

[FBD]

We do it for the children, those schools rake in all those gambling dollars

cheap high, its 2 bucks, I toss 2 bucks in when it gets stupid high, just in case the universe feels like making it all right and apologizing

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I will usually throw $10 on quick picks when its over $500 million, any less is a waste of time really

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If no one hits it tonite, it should top $1 billion for the draw on Friday.

[FBD]

I will usually throw $10 on quick picks when its over $500 million, any less is a waste of time really

1 ticket, 10 tickets, your odds are still 0.1 in shit-zillion....one is all it takes, that's all I'm willing to buy. the universe will either comply, or....

[DemonGeminiX]

1 ticket, 10 tickets, your odds are still 0.1 in shit-zillion....one is all it takes, that's all I'm willing to buy. the universe will either comply, or....

Right now, the universe hates my guts, so it's all the same to me. However, I figure I can never really tell precisely when the universe changes its mind about me, so if I win, then I'll know for certain.

[RBP]

I threw in my $4... for education. I think we should buy alcohol and whores for education too. Same hypocrisy.

[DemonGeminiX]

I got one number (19) plus the megaball (16) off of one play out of five. I won $4. Yay me.

So I'm only down $16 in Mega Millions plays so far this time around.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No winner....it will easily top $1 billion by the next draw.