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    Holy Shit World's Largest Tortoise



    The World largest Tortoise found in Amazon river its age around 529 /Hieght-59/Weight- 800 Pounds

    According to this message, which has circulated widely via Facebook and other social media websites, an accompanying photograph depicts the world's largest tortoise being transported on the bed of a truck. The message claims that the massive tortoise was found in the Amazon River, weighs 800 pounds and is 529 years old.


    Photo of the tortoise is from the Japanese movie Gamera.
    Last edited by Saif; 09-03-2012 at 04:27 AM.

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    Hoax



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    If that pic was real that would weigh a lot more than 800 lbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    If that pic was real that would weigh a lot more than 800 lbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    If that pic was real that would weigh a lot more than 800 lbs
    and probably not look like it was made from plastic either...

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    It's from the the movie Gamera The Brave.
    He was wounded in battle and the green cloth around his neck covers it.

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    There aren't very many Godzilla fans around here, so they don't know what Gamera is. I suppose there aren't very many people on Facebook who know what Gamera is either, because the younger generation sucks, and that's why they can be duped so easily.


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    WTF are you talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    WTF are you talking about?
    one of the cities where they had lots of bum sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    WTF are you talking about?
    The pictures are taken from Gamera the Brave, a movie featuring a monster (the one in the pictures) called Gamera, who was one of the monsters in the kaiju film universe (think Godzilla, Rodan, Ghidora, etc).
    Last edited by DemonGeminiX; 09-02-2012 at 10:09 PM.


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    Oh, and this little hoax started on Facebook.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    one of the cities where they had lots of bum sex

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