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    8 things that PISS YOU THE FUCK OFF!

    Title says it all.

    Me first, me first!!

    1. People who walk slow in front of me
    2. People who go the speed limit
    3. The word Yolo and Swag
    4. When tourists ask me dumb questions
    5. Men who act like chicks with dicks.
    6. Ignorance in politics
    7. Romney
    8. People who are afraid of Roller Coasters

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    1. dishonesty about anything
    2. when lunch meat goes bad
    3. smoking rules
    4. cold steak
    5. yellow lights
    6. shitty chinese food
    7. Obama
    8. Feminists
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    1) Left wing Liberals that think they are centrists
    2) Preachy Green Environmentalists / Prius Fags
    3) Attention whores
    4) Not using a turn signal
    5) Anyone who drives faster or slower than me
    6) People that wrap up extension cords around their arms
    7) People who talk really fucking loud for no reason
    8) People who try to impress me talking about things they have no clue about in great detail
    9) Making a list of things that piss me the fuck off
    10)People in general
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson

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    Haha, number 9 made me laugh. Im guessing because you were starting to get pissed off?

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    1. People that think the world revolves around them. Get over yourself.

    2. People that drive like maniacs.

    3. People who intentionally blow smoke in my face. I actually carry a knife for that reason.

    4. Liars.

    5. People that think government should give out handouts to everybody instead of believing in the values this country was built upon: people working for their own keep. Trying to be successful on their own efforts. Kennedy had it right: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

    6. Women who think they're too good for me when they're nothing compared to what I've gotten in the past and what I will end up with in the future.

    7. "Philly cheesesteaks" outside of Philly. Sorry, they just don't compare.

    8. Pussies who hit women.

    And as a bonus...

    9. Companies that don't take pride in the products or the services they provide to the paying public.

    I could keep going...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Korpiklaani View Post
    Haha, number 9 made me laugh. Im guessing because you were starting to get pissed off?
    You are way too fucking easy man..

    I was just taking up space, like I usually do..
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Cranium View Post
    You are way too fucking easy man..

    I was just taking up space, like I usually do..
    9. space taker uppers
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    1. People that think the world revolves around them. Get over yourself.

    2. People that drive like maniacs.

    3. People who intentionally blow smoke in my face. I actually carry a knife for that reason.

    4. Liars.

    5. People that think government should give out handouts to everybody instead of believing in the values this country was built upon: people working for their own keep. Trying to be successful on their own efforts. Kennedy had it right: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

    6. Women who think they're too good for me when they're nothing compared to what I've gotten in the past and what I will end up with in the future.

    7. "Philly cheesesteaks" outside of Philly. Sorry, they just don't compare.

    8. Pussies who hit women.

    And as a bonus...

    9. Companies that don't take pride in the products or the services they provide to the paying public.

    I could keep going...
    Thought you were from Egypt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korpiklaani View Post
    Thought you were from Egypt.
    I live in the deep South now, but I was originally born in Philly and I grew up in New Jersey.


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    1.)child molesters.
    2.)men who beat women and children.
    3.)rapists.
    4.)hypocrits.
    5.)the catholic church, for protecting child molesting priests....FUCK mother teresa, that sick bitch gave solace to a child molester.
    6.)politicians.
    7.)high gas prices. We're the number one refiner of gasoline. Why are we almost 4$ a gallon?
    8.)Political correctness. If I offend you, fuck off


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    1. Americans
    2. Anti-environmentalists, anti-conspiracy theorists, anti-gun control, anti-depressants, antioxidants.
    3. People who are given a home in my country and try to change it to suit their selfish wants and desires.


    *stolen from Dick*

    4. Not using a turn signal.
    5. Anyone who drives faster or slower than me.


    *back to original programming*

    6. People who critique something that they've never experienced or encountered before.
    7. People who belittle, or are judgmental and dismissive based on a person's political beliefs.
    8. Anyone who has ever used a music sample in which they didn't write the original melody, lick, riff, beat and derived income from it. That's theft, not creativity.

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    1- people that park on pavements
    2- fuel prices
    3-cider prices
    4-shit cocaine
    5-lack of good tv at 4 in the morning when i'm still up and drunk
    6-the british weather
    7-people that lie to me
    8-some peoples taste in music when they put shit on the jukebox in a pub

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    1. Loss of freedoms (Constitutional Freedoms) or choice
    2. Liars
    3. Stupid people
    4. Lazy people
    5. Censorship
    6. Political Correctness
    7. Liberals who think they can run my life better then I can
    8. People who litter
    9. People who drive under the speed limit
    10. Hal-9000 for hating Americans

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    No particular order here..

    1) People that take their sweet ass time making a turn in a shitty ass car.
    2) Political correctness (nuff said)
    3) People not being who they are
    4) People treating my property like a public park
    5) People not cleaning up after their pets
    6) People who abuse the handicap parking privilege
    7) My Family not picking up after themselves
    8) Dogs that don't listen
    9) Bad food/service in a paid environment
    10) People that treat a yellow light like a chance to floor it.

    I have many more..

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    1.Political correctness
    2.Government getting involved in how I live my life
    3.Hals Tranny loving ass
    4.Government waste with our tax dollars
    5.Poor service
    6.My car breaking down
    7.Customers who demand immediate attention, yet take forever to pay
    8.When I sit on the toilet and my dick falls in the water






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