For rear ending my car and not having the decency to carry insurance. At least you had a valid drivers license but I guess anyone can get those now in CA. It does restore my faith in society that when you ask me not to claim it with my insurance so you want get in trouble and offer to pay the damages in cash and I agree, you want to argue with me over the estimate. Fuck you enjoy your hopefully suspended drivers license since I filed with the DMV, and enjoy court while you are sued for what I'm sure will be a substantially higher amount then my estimate once they add in all their lawyer fees.
In closing,
Eat a dick