Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
asswipe brother shows up next weekend with his wife...after I explained TWICE, I don't want to celebrate Christmas this year.

I got them a French Press coffee maker and I'm going to smash it into bits before wrapping. Then I'll say humorously - Oh, it must have gotten pressed already...yuk, yuk, yuk


You could always tell him you got an insect infestation and you are having the house fumigated...just go and buy one of those giant fumigation tents they cover houses with