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Thread: Shoplifter Sues Springs Liquor Store Owner Who Shot Him

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    I support killing criminals, better off in the long run






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    Don't get me wrong, I'm not against killing asshats that deserve it, but do so within the law.

    A castle doctrine is exactly that, Castle. Meaning home, car, work. Outside of those, you legally do not have the right to chase down a burglar, thief, etc, and shoot them. That is just vigilante justice, and leads to one dead bad guy, and the "good" guy going to prison.

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    murder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    I support killing criminals, better off in the long run
    me too...on the weekend I was in a huge line up at the coffee place and some asswipe tried to take MY coffee off the counter...


    I should have disemboweled him with a stir stick

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    or a wiffle bat






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    don't be making fun of the Whiffle bat....in the proper hands it can be deadly


    I once killed a man with a tiny piece of play-doh and a banana!







    I'm getting my threads crossed, nvm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    don't be making fun of the Whiffle bat....in the proper hands it can be deadly


    I once killed a man with a tiny piece of play-doh and a banana!







    I'm getting my threads crossed, nvm
    Pfffffft....I remember one time I was so mad that I squashed some grapes with my bare hands

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    The only thing the store owner is guilty of here is not being a better shot

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post
    Pfffffft....I remember one time I was so mad that I squashed some grapes with my bare hands

    pfffft, I once got both parts of the cellophane from the bandaid...IN ONE PULL



    worship me bitchez

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post
    The only thing the store owner is guilty of here is not being a better shot
    I dunno man, he did get him in the face...

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    I think you guys would enjoy some aspects of the Islamic Sharia law. They'll amputate the hands and feet of a thief so you guys won't have to bother shooting at someone for stealing a drink. I'll talk to uncle Abu Hamoodi Shafalafel and see if we can implement a few things over there for you guys.

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    Why go to the extreme about this?

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    Sorry, wrong thread..

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    I wasn't trying to argue or anything and I hope I didn't come off that way.

    I just don't want ya'll thinking you can shoot someone, even in self defence, and have no repercussions.

    It's generally a very long drawn out process that can be very expensive, even if you're found innocent.

    Check out the NRA website, they actually sell insurance for this very purpose.

    http://www.locktonrisk.com/nrains/defense.htm

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