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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    Well that's a little funny ... I had a good childhood of playing hockey, and being athletic but you sound like a nutter man
    Nah, The majority of the stitches were because of one account. Happened because of a bicycle accident. End result was 300+ stitches, cracked femur, 2 plates, 6 screws, and a limp when it rains.

    The staples were put in place from various injuries while skateboarding and football.

    Now a days when I need stitches, I just do it myself, unless I can't reach the area. I fear syringes a hell of a lot more then I fear needles or feel pain.

    As for the broken fingers, dislocated shoulder*three times*, broken ankle, broken wrist, broken radius, broken toes, etc.... Most were football and freestyle/high school wrestling.


    Also, I've been shot twice, stabbed roughly half dozen times, took a hammer to the head, and hit by a car... *All on separate occasions*

    I've led a charmed life eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Nah, The majority of the stitches were because of one account. Happened because of a bicycle accident. End result was 300+ stitches, cracked femur, 2 plates, 6 screws, and a limp when it rains.

    The staples were put in place from various injuries while skateboarding and football.

    Now a days when I need stitches, I just do it myself, unless I can't reach the area. I fear syringes a hell of a lot more then I fear needles or feel pain.

    As for the broken fingers, dislocated shoulder*three times*, broken ankle, broken wrist, broken radius, broken toes, etc.... Most were football and freestyle/high school wrestling.


    Also, I've been shot twice, stabbed roughly half dozen times, took a hammer to the head, and hit by a car... *All on separate occasions*

    I've led a charmed life eh?
    It's a good thing you said "*All on separate occasions*" - or I would nominate you for the 'Worst day in the History of Man' contest

    But seriously WTF are you doing to have all of this done to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsM View Post
    It's a good thing you said "*All on separate occasions*" - or I would nominate you for the 'Worst day in the History of Man' contest

    But seriously WTF are you doing to have all of this done to you?
    I used to live in a very bad area. I call it the Armpit of the USA.

    Google Gary Indiana

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    This sums up where I was born, raised, and fled from.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    I used to live in a very bad area. I call it the Armpit of the USA.

    Google Gary Indiana
    Murder capital of the world 3 years running????

    I loved your larger post up there btw.....don't coddle them kids eh???

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    Too bad there has been so many lawsuits based on stupid shit, now everywhere you see stupid stuff getting banned because "well someone could possibly get hurt and we could be sued". I've got an idea, because I could possibly get hurt at work I think my employer should just pay me to stay home. Or maybe Obama can just give all americans a fat paycheck and we will sublet all the work out to third world companies.

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