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    What Was Vanessa Hudgens Licking Off Her Fingers at Coachella?

    By Natalie Finn - E! Online




    Vanessa Hudgens probably had a pretty great time partying this weekend—but not because she was partying too hard!

    The Sucker Punch star, who hasn't always had the best luck when it comes to photos being posted online, was snapped relaxing on the grass at the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival, where at one point she reached into a little bag and then leaned forward to lick a white substance off her fingers.

    Busted?

    Hardly.

    Hudgens' rep assures E! News that the gooey (the weather was indeed hot in the desert over the weekend) substance was just white chocolate.

    Perfect day for an overscrutinized picnic, wasn't it, dear?

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    Wow, what a retarded story

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    Because you were hoping it wasn't white chocolate?

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    I thought it was do do butter

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    it's sperm!





    wtf do the photogs think it was ffs..... she was at a festival eating

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    I think they were hoping it was coke or some other illegal drug

    Seems like they have it in for her for some reason

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    flashes her vagina ONCE....and now she's a target, shame on her

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    btw....anyone come across that open petal shot of hers?


    I need it for it a scientific study

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    Maybe she just finished masturbating

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    minge goo?



    she'd better get that snapper examined by an accredited doctor/fisherman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    flashes her vagina ONCE....and now she's a target, shame on her
    Maybe she's a real bitch in person

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    She appears that way sometimes...

    The real irony for me is that she tries to perpetrate the Disney image, even after the initial nudie pics are posted.Then
    when the more explicit versions come out, she says that 'they're all the same photos, why don't people just leave me alone???!!!"

    because my dear....people like Natalie Portman and even Kesha don't keep full spread beaver shots on their Gmail accounts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post


    She appears that way sometimes...

    The real irony for me is that she tries to perpetrate the Disney image, even after the initial nudie pics are posted.Then
    when the more explicit versions come out, she says that 'they're all the same photos, why don't people just leave me alone???!!!"

    because my dear....people like Natalie Portman and even Kesha don't keep full spread beaver shots on their Gmail accounts....
    And you know this how? I bet Kesha has crazy shit in her email.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    And you know this how? I bet Kesha has crazy shit in her email.
    yeah...like restaurant menus and recipes for chocolate cake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    yeah...like restaurant menus and recipes for chocolate cake
    you're brutal.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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