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Shelter Dweller In Training
Law in South Africa
Two recent court cases have earned the attention of newspaper readers in South Africa:
1. One person was fined R1 000 for not having a TV licence.
2. Another was released on bail for R500 after being arrested for murder.
The moral of this South African story:
If you do not have a TV licence and the inspector comes round, kill him.
You'll save R500.
..It's the Right Thing To Do....
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LET ME SEE IF YOU UNDERSTAND ALL THIS....
If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
HOWEVER
If you cross the South African Border illegally you get
a job,
a drivers license,
a pension card,
welfare,
credit cards,
subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
a free education and
free health care.
Perks include
weapons of your choice.
And in South Africa you can
murder,
use drugs,
drink and drive,
steal,
rape
BUT PLEASE South Africans
DON'T SMOKE in a public place - it is illegal
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