Monogamy is just a social concept. We are designed for the purpose of fucking.
Just go outside and fuck everyone quickly before it's too late.
Monogamy is just a social concept. We are designed for the purpose of fucking.
Just go outside and fuck everyone quickly before it's too late.
PorkChopSandwiches (02-12-2013)
I tried that but the husbands, boyfriends etc get all wound up just because I bent a stranger over the hood of my car and rogered her without warning (or lube)Originally Posted by Lambchop
people have too many hang ups
we have a great radio spot every week called He loves me, he loves me not.
Someone who thinks their partner is cheating calls in, they get the partner's phone number and phone provider name and then they call him (typically it's the males they go after)
The radio chick pretends to be from his phone provider and says - If you don't mind answering this quick quiz about our service, we'll send a dozen romantic roses and a card to the person of your choice.
The girl, or partner who thinks that they're being cheated on, is also on the line and stays silent.
9 times out of 10 the guy blows it and says - send the roses to Jennifer - and his partner's name is something like Karen
then the real girlfriend speaks up right after he totally incriminates himself and the fireworks begin
I shouldn't laugh because most times relationships are destroyed and it gets pretty heavy...
They do something similar on a radio show here... it would be funny if the hosts weren't so obnoxious after they bust they guy.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
breaking rules/guidelines to gain an advantage
What constitutes cheating on your relationship partner?
Is kissing cheating? Depends on the kiss...peck on the cheek with an acquaintance? No. Kiss on the lips? I would lean towards yes.
Is online/text flirting cheating? Yes
Is watching porn cheating? Masturbation? No
Going to a strip club? Lap dances? No and anyone that thinks it is, is kinda dumb IMHO
Phone sex? Does it matter if it's with a person they know versus anonymous? Lean towards yes
What about a very close intimate friendship where there's nothing sexual involved? What does "intimate" mean?
What about a solid lap dance to completion?
Sure!!!
is 50 bucks enough to cover it?
I've never had a lap-dance....something about cumming inside my own clothes while a girl cock teases me, brings back junior high school memories best left forgotten
I had a girl finish me once in the strip club, not the best way to leave. But, there was no getting away from it
To me it's a mental connection thing - it's less the act and more your thought process that to me is cheating
Is kissing cheating? - Yes/No - to kiss someone because you want it to go further is cheating. To kiss someone to get a reaction, knowing that there is no connection is kind of a shitty thing to do - but I would not call it cheating.
Is online/text flirting cheating? Again depends on what you are getting out of it. if this is someone that you want to meet and take things further then Yes it's cheating. If it's just something to get you going and you can walk away then again it may be a shitty thing to do - but in my mind not cheating
Is watching porn cheating? No.
Masturbation? No - if it was I would be cheating very often
Going to a strip club?[/I] No. - I see it as live porn.
Lap dances? Depends - not sure what happens in a lap dance. If she is just shaking her stuff inches from your face or sitting on your clothed lap - then no... if you can touch her butt and squeeze a boob - then moving into the gray area ... if she is grabing your manhood and you are inserting or sucking on anything - then Yes - cheating
Phone sex? I see this similar to the online texting/flirting - however there seems to be more of a personal connection in hearing someone's voice - so it leans more to the cheating end of the spectrum
Does it matter if it's with a person they know versus anonymous? To me yes - if they know each other - then it's cheating. If they are strangers and will never meet, it's less cheating and more a shitty thing to do - as it becomes more of a very personal type of porn.
What about a very close intimate friendship where there's nothing sexual involved? I don't have a problem with it - but there needs to be a lot of trust.
Another way to look at it (is it cheating or not) is ask yourself the following question - would i tell my partner about this? If the answer is no - then it's probably cheating. This is why communication is so important and some couples boundries are different then others.
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FBD (02-12-2013)
*masturbates to MrsM's post and then sends a dirty text to Lance*
Not in my books*masturbates to MrsM's post and then sends a dirty text to Lance*
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I kissed my coworker (with tongue) .....hope he doesn't get all butthurt and shit over it
don't bend over at work - you may get butthurt over it
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