Originally Posted by
Hal-9000
I have this fantasy sequence where Bran, Jon, Sansa, Arya sit in the same room and start complaining about what's happened to them.
Sansa - I was abused horribly by Joffrey and Ramsay for years, then finally escaped and killed Ramsay later.
Jon - I was hunted by both Wildlings and the Night's Watch, and then eventually killed by a boy.
Arya - I was abused/trained for years by faceless men assassins and I've killed the remaining people on my death list.
Bran - Got plugged into a tree, saw all things and now I'm the weirdest fuck in Westoros. I may be a three eyed raven depending on how things go...
and then Tyrion walks in and says - Quit your whining. I shot my father with a crossbow in the guts as he was taking a shit and my crazy sister has wanted to kill me ever since. Let's eat.