Road Rage

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I thought there was already a thread for this, but I can't seem to find it

Anyhoo, after driving in to work in the snow this morning, I have come up with a name for a group of cars that are all driving together when weather is happening. You know those people, the ones crawling along the highway at 30 mph in a 65 mph zone when there is barely an inch or two of snow, all petrified to be driving and all too scared to pass one another....I declare them a clusterfuck of cars

There's a herd of cows, a murder of crows, a parliament of owls and now...a clusterfuck of cars.

FFS if you are that scared of a little snow then STAY THE FUCK HOME!

[Griffin]

slow moving, clustered together, lumbering along as a mindless group?

More than likely zombies, best to just shoot them in the head.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

slow moving, clustered together, lumbering along as a mindless group?

More than likely zombies, best to just shoot them in the head.

Trust me, if it was legal and I could get away with it, I would thin the herd of moronic drivers out there on the highways on a daily basis

[Pony]

The worst part is they all think they are being safer. Clumping together like that is way more likely to cause a pileup. Personaaly I dont want any other cars around me when the roads ar bad.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The worst part is they all think they are being safer. Clumping together like that is way more likely to cause a pileup. Personaaly I dont want any other cars around me when the roads ar bad.

Yup, and they are also super dangerous by driving so freaking slow....you come up on those groups of cars A LOT faster than you realize.

[Arkady Renko]

I thought there was already a thread for this, but I can't seem to find it

Anyhoo, after driving in to work in the snow this morning, I have come up with a name for a group of cars that are all driving together when weather is happening. You know those people, the ones crawling along the highway at 30 mph in a 65 mph zone when there is barely an inch or two of snow, all petrified to be driving and all too scared to pass one another....I declare them a clusterfuck of cars

There's a herd of cows, a murder of crows, a parliament of owls and now...a clusterfuck of cars.

FFS if you are that scared of a little snow then STAY THE FUCK HOME!

I call these people the summer-tyre-brigade. Those morons easily cost me 30 minutes of my life every day of the winter season, I hate them with a passion.

[redred]

just do what we do over here ,as soon as the first snowflake lands stop public transport and close roads, if you do happen to be driving crash into the nearest lamp post

[Arkady Renko]

Maybe I shouldn't bitch all that much though, after all, people's stupidity at the wheel keeps supporting my profession nicely. And there are other perks, too: Next week, i'm gonna get a free new rear bumper and wing for one of my cars because some numpty sled into my car when I was waiting at a zebra strip. Now I just need to figure out a way to make someone's insurance pay for the same on the front of the car.

[Korpiklaani]

slow moving, clustered together, lumbering along as a mindless group?

More than likely zombies, best to just shoot them in the head.

Ahh, see, this is where you are wrong sir whom I don't know yet!! If you use a gun to kill them, the loud sound of the gun going off will attract more of a clusterfuck of cars to your area. You must treat the clusterfuck with great care and compassion, by using a axe or crossbow. This way it is quick and soundless.

And yeah, that's why I don't drive. It's cheaper here anyway. $104 a month for a unlimited metro card that is valid on all subways and buses, that can literally take you anywhere in NYC. Plus, drivers here are assholes.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why do people drive in "packs" when on the highway?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Because they are sheep and when they come up on a car they just fall in line instead of going around

[Southern Belle]

Why do people drive in "packs" when on the highway?

Because they can't drive. Gawd, that irritates the hell out of me.

[FBD]

Because they are sheep and when they come up on a car they just fall in line instead of going around

this. people dont pay fkn attention - I had to yell at my buddy once...going 90 in the middle lane, car there up ahead....zips right up to it, slows down to 65...gets aggravated after 15 seconds, goes into left lane and floors it. dude wtf, just pay attention to what's in front of you and you wouldnt have had to have stopped going 90 to begin with

[KevinD]

I spend way too much time on the highways and byways of this nation. People are fucking idiots. What kills me is when there is the concrete barriers along the road. I guess this freaked people out because invariably, they slow the fuck down. Come on ass hats! Lanes are 10 feet wide, average vehicle is 7 feet wide. You'll fit through just fine!

[Pony]

Why do people drive in "packs" when on the highway?

Idiots don't look at the speedo they just go the same speed as the idiot next to them who's driving 7MPH under the limit. The rest of the "pack" is all just people getting bottlenecked up because of a couple dumbasses.