Fuck those greedy mother f*ckers at Waste Management! Over the last year my trash bill has increased 60% without any explanation.
Being the capitalist I am I switched to a different trash service today (65% cheaper) and called WM to cancel. They said they are sorry to see me go but "Even though your service is paid up we have to charge you an additional $35 to pick up the can."
$35 dollars to pick up their own god damn trash can! I told them to go f*ck themselves and that I'd drop it off at a WM facility myself.
/rant