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    Why Does The Devil In The Bible Look Like Obama?



    Fans of The History Channel’s breakout hit, The Bible, noticed this weekend that the character of “Satan” looks an awful lot like a certain Democratic Commander in Chief. The Daily Mail even reported that conservative pundit Glenn Beck fanned the flames of the connection by tweeting, “Anyone else think the Devil in #TheBible Sunday on History Channel looks exactly like That Guy?”

    So is it a coincidence or a conspiracy?

    The Bible‘s producer, Mark Burnett, hasn’t commented on any political connections to the casting, but did say that “The hand of God was on this…the actors came together perfectly.” So, it remains a divine mystery.

    One thing that shouldn’t be a mystery is the success of the show. After all, The Bible is one of the most popular series of books of all time with a more fervent fanbase than even Harry Potter can boast. As a fan of The Bible book series, I have to say I was confused by the casting for Satan since I always pictured him less as a black Muslim human being and more as a red skinned demonic force from Hell. But hey, we all see characters differently in our heads. I mean, there are still some Hunger Games readers who insist that “dark-skinned” Rue was white.

    The Bible airs Sunday nights on The History Channel. Someone drop me a line if they’re going to do a faithful adaptation of “The Song of Solomon” chapter.

    [Photo credit: The History Channel & Getty Images]

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    Because Middle Easterners are a mix of white and black people?

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    They prefer Beige

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    They prefer Beige
    Just don't call them Sand People.


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    because Obama works for Satan. How else could a non-American have been placed in office.

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    Neither one of them look anything like me.

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    Oh look, a conspiracy.

    Im not buying it, the pic of Obama is shopped anyway. His chin does not have that crest on the bottom, nor does he have smile marks that deep.

    As a Democrat, I am completely AGAINST Obama, I don't like him and think he is a fool, but I will defend him on this one. Not like my defense will even do anything, lol just saying.

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    What conspiracy? I think it's just a funny coincidence.

    Regardless if the Obama pic is shopped or not the pic on the left does resemble him a lot.

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    the devil actually looks like the guy in the car beside you, you guy in front of you in a line up, the guy who applied for a job at your place of work....


    that's his secret

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    wrong smiley code

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korpiklaani View Post
    Oh look, a conspiracy.

    Im not buying it, the pic of Obama is shopped anyway. His chin does not have that crest on the bottom, nor does he have smile marks that deep.

    As a Democrat, I am completely AGAINST Obama, I don't like him and think he is a fool, but I will defend him on this one. Not like my defense will even do anything, lol just saying.
    It's not shopped, his lips are "pursed".

    Several pics of him with the same face: http://kerfuffles.blogspot.com/2011/...breathing.html

    Or Google "Obama pursed lips" for hundreds of examples.

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    Or Google "Obama pursed lips"......

    yeah I got a use for those






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    Sorry, Im using a HD TV as a monitor and everything looks more clear and clean.

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    purse your lips Korpi...I need a target



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    RIGHT THERE HAL. BUST IT RIGHT THERE. DO IT FEGGET!!

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