Science: Women Prefer Larger Penises

[Acid Trip]

I do lines of coke off of MY OWN dick!






*leave you with that bit of mental imagery

That would be a cool party trick

I can get the head into my mouth....but then it goes soft because I ain't no fag

x3

[Hugh_Janus]

Now I want to see admins hurt by a big ol' dick

I have never measured my girth

I have....

[Hal-9000]

I've always been happy that it works and works well when I need it


I'm a shooter apparently...meaning I can get a great arc when shooting the goo

[Hugh_Janus]

I've always been happy that it works and works well when I need it


I'm a shooter apparently...meaning I can get a great arc when shooting the goo

me too.... I've pulled out many a time and BOOM! Headshot!

[Hal-9000]

worst complaint I've ever had was that she had to clean off the headboard the next day because her roommate thought someone sneezed on it

[Hugh_Janus]

feels good, man.... pew pew

[Jezter]

I've always been happy that it works and works well when I need it


I'm a shooter apparently...meaning I can get a great arc when shooting the goo

me too.... I've pulled out many a time and BOOM! Headshot!

worst complaint I've ever had was that she had to clean off the headboard the next day because her roommate thought someone sneezed on it

[Hugh_Janus]

though the reaction when they realise its in their hair isn't as good

[Hugh_Janus]

I'd have a distance-off with any fucker here

[Hal-9000]

got my leather jacket in my car the other night...pics?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Im old now, my loads crawl out

[Muddy]

[Hal-9000]

Im old now, my loads crawl out

the chick I was with this past Saturday (IN MY CAR JEZ..) Said her last b/f was like that...wasn't sure if he even came so she called him Sluggo

:truestory:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

[Hal-9000]

I'd have a distance-off with any fucker here

You're on


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